The Smiths (*insert angry snarl*)

This is from a series of emails I sent to my friend TC on 12/12/2008. ENJOY!!!!!

I fucking hate The Smiths. I don't understand how one family could be that fucking wonderful, besides of course the Obamas (inauguration day is coming soon. Be sure to catch it or youtube it). I hate them!!!! Jada, and her wonderful dresses and super pretty smile. Will and his always dapper dress and super-toned physique. Willow and her absolute adorableness. Jaiden and his "omg, I love this kid" appeal. AND that curly fro thingy he has going on. It's just too much fabulosity. I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION. Oh yeah I forgot about the older kid who's a fucking football star in the making. AND the mother who looks like a Jada's sister.

After I see 'Seven Pounds,' I'm officially starting a ban against the Smiths. No movies, no music, no pictures, no conversations about them, no secret gushy thoughts, no wishing they'd invite me over for the holidays (which I'm sure are Grade-A holidays), etc etc. HA TAKE THAT Smiths and all of your fabulosity.

1/12/08

After some very long pondering, I've decided to give the Smiths a second chance. I mean, I guess it's not their fault that they are that great. It's not their fault that they are the real life Huxtables. It's not their fault that I want to be invited on their family vacations (well maybe this one is their fault, but who's pointing fingers????) It took me a long while to admit this but *sighs*, I LOVE THE SMITHS. I just can't help it!!!!

I'm Just Sayin!!!!